I totally cried when the invitation arrived 

[ scalloped hem lace dress c/o | similar booties | similar sunnies | earrings <<< totally on sale! | ring 1, 2, 3 | clutch c/o ]

 

 

… and NO, it wasn’t because of hormones … 

…  but because it said to wear white.   HELLO??!  ~  I’m pretty sure you really don’t want to see me in that.  #SunDeprivedSisterOverHere

And so even though this scalloped hem lace dress hanging in my closet (which immediately makes me want to read a Victorian novel) has actually been waiting for an occasion such as this, N O W H E R E  on the invitation does it say to wear ALL white.

Always look for a loophole … and a distraction.

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