Then you’d better take them for a walk…but not outside, just around your living room.

smoking loafer -1Dachshund loafer

A great pair of smoking loafers is similar to a  Frontier sweet roll   –  you can’t have just one.

smoking loafer 3Zodiac loafer – I’m going to pretend I was born in every month of the year.

smoking loafer 7The next time you see me… I WILL be wearing these.

clever_burgundy_pair_1Aren’t these clever?  (I have always been told that once you own a pair of Stubbs & Wootton – you have officially arrived! )

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Perhaps you dream about a new car…a new home…a flat stomach? I dream about these (and a flat stomach.)

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Whoa!  Prada on sale in gold. I’m studnned! (pssst..the white is on sale too.)

There’s no special chewing gum to help you get over this habit, but don’t worry –  this is one you don’t want to kick.